do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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