I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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