Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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