Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
