Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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