She is in my trunk
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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