The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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