grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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