Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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