Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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