My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I bet he comes in French.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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