But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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