Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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