Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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