my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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