Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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