I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Randomize
