dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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