If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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