He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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