Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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