I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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