sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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