Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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