its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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