p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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