I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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