the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You are the jesus of drinking
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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