But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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