I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You ate ashes out of my bong
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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