so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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