You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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