i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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