Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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