hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You need Xanax blowdarts
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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