..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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