She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Randomize
