I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Shame is for Republicans.
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