Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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