When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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