a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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