I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I showed him my bush... on skype.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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