Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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