whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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