also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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