Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I got inside last night via doggy door
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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