DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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