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(512): View more from Texas

Just fell off a train. Bad.

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(210): View more from Texas

I just want to hang out with her.

(916): View more from California

You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.

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(734): View more from Michigan

i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.

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(248): View more from Michigan

We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.

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(410): View more from Maryland

You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air

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(917): View more from New York City

No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!

(1-970): View more from Colorado

She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!

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Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.

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