hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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