I forgot how hot balto sounded
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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