When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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