The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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