I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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